Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
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