..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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