Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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