Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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