Three words: puerto rican gang bang
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
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