My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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