Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
