i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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