Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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