So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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