I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Randomize
