Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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