I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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