What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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