If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
Randomize
