I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
Randomize
