We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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