omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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