Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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