Buhtt sex?
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
You were trust falling into bushes
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