She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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