You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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