She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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