btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Randomize
