Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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