I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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