SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
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