Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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