i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
sex in a hospital.. check
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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