i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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