you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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