Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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