Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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