the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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