So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
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