I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
Come see our sink grown plant.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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