i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
We need to rekindle our bromance
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I said "one day" and that day is not today
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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