They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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