is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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