YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Randomize
