Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
Even my vagina gasped.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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