Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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