i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
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