actually, I'm a sock model
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
I showed him my bush... on skype.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
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work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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