what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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