I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
This is the high leading the old right now
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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