Porn is love you can see.
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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