so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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