Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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