school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
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