Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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