Taylor Swift is so right about you.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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