i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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