he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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