So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Randomize
